Teenage_Wasteland

∞Samantha∞

17. Lesbian. Single. Maryland.

Talk to me :)

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

(Source: dope-pope, via were-the-lucky-onesx)

catsbeaversandducks:

Oliver the Dog and Arashi the Cat: the cutest best friends ever!

Photos by ©izumiechan - Via BuzzFeed

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Tyler Oakley and all of the hartosexuals (via questioningandconfused)

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Hannah’s got some type of mystical lesbianism that could make anyone tempted

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

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